Battle Maid Cafe
Primal Ultros
Empyreum
Ward 12 Plot 52
Open Monday and Friday nights
from 8pm-10pm Eastern time zoneWifi:MSS-5T4EMH781E1E
Password: maidsmaidsmaids
(we are an 18+ cafe. Use at your own risk)
Welcome to the maid cafe. Come relax and enjoy a beautiful atmosphere, delicious food, and friendly service. We love to play games, talk with you, and even do some prize giveaways!We offer a nice selection of food and drinks for you to choose from that are homemade from us personally.We hope that you have an amazing time whether this is your very first visit or you are a seasoned regular. We want to make your time with us the best.
Our Staff
Astanya is our head maid and the leader of the battle maids. She is also a maid host and one of our musicians!
Myrian is our chef and prepares the tastiest treats and most delicious drinks. She's shy, to stop by the kitchen to say hi.
Verelia is a beautiful woman who loves to serve you. Her enthusiasm and cuteness are highly contagious. She loves hugs (hint hint).
Dyve is the cutest floppy-eared Viera ever. Be sure to adore her, as she adores you. She's not only a great maid, but also one of our musicians. Beautiful and talented!
Taraji is a kitty with a passion for headpats. She loves to bring you food and drinks and hopes you'll reward her service with a tender ear scratch. She is also a talented musician.
Claire, two parts beauty and one part grace, Claire is just as capable serving guests as she is taking down monsters. Don't let her cute exterior fool you, she can pack quite the punch.
Lucina is a waitress who truly cares for those she serves. She will listen to anything you have to say, and be ready to deliver you a treat worthy of your taste buds.
Shina is a shy bunny, so she tends to hide in the kitchen. But don't let her shyness prevent you from saying hi. She cooks amazing treats, and loves to help out once you get to know her.
Our Rules
We only ask that you respect your hosts and your fellow patrons by not spamming the chat, or saying anything inappropriate or rude.While we are an NSFW venue, we ask that you keep all erp to private chat only. While cuddles and glams are allowed, not everyone wants to see the action. Please keep it to party chat and tells. Thank you.Also...We kindly request that you don't question our motivation to battle... If you ask about battles, we will not be held responsible for any mayhem that may ensue ;)Actually... say "battle". Please? We really want you to. The above request was sarcasm, in the hopes that you do actually ask us about battles or say the word "battle". Please? Pretty please with rolanberry cheesecake on top?
Our Games
We love games. Please ask your maid to play any of these, or any others you may think of.
Random Prize Drawing
Every guest that enters has a chance to win a random prize drawing. These will be random and one of our maids or butlers will walk up to you and give you a prize!
I spy
The classic game of I spy. Your host will describe something they see within the room and you have to take guesses! Guess correctly within 3 guesses to win a prize. (Ask politely, and the maid may even give a hint. After all, we actually want you to win)
Create a story
The host starts with a word (For example: "The") and the players have to continue the story each saying one word at a time! (Example: "the" "cat" "sat") This is so much fun and will create some hilarious stories. Great with several people.
High or low
Your host will roll their die and get a number, it is than the next players turn to guess if the number they roll will be higher or lower than the hosts number. The guest then rolls, and sees if their prediction is correct. Do this three times in a row to win a prize.
Chase
Your host rolls a random number, and you also roll a random number. Your number has to be within 400 of the number your host rolled. Then you roll again, and you have to be within 200 of the host's original number. You roll a third time and be within 100 of the host's original number. Do so, and you win. SPECIAL: If you ever roll within 50 of the host's original number, then you win right away, no more rolls needed.
Triple Triad
We love to play Triple Triad with you. Ask for a game, and let us see who the victor will be. We hope you win, because we love it when you do win. But we won't go easy on you.
Our gallery
Here we will post pictures from any past events, or just random pictures from your visits. You can check back and see if you are featured here!
A look inside
The outside of our lovely cafe:
The beautiful dining area:
Our stage for live music and performances:
Plenty of sunlight from our windows during morning hours:
Plenty of seating:
We even have outside seating:
We hope you come to visit us and enjoy the food and entertainment!